meredithkachel:

SO…very exciting things in the world of Meredith today, gals. First! Check this shit out:

YIKES! Red Eye Chicago! Weird hairdo! A cast of insanely talented and funny people! Come every Monday if you’re in the Chicago area to Comedy Sportz (8pm, $10), or watch it streaming every week at ImpressTheseApes.com. I get to go to my very own photoshoot today! Holy shit!

And Secondly, please take four minutes out of your day and watch the impressive pitch Tim Paul and Amanda Speva put together for Lifetime (!!!!). It stars Eileen Montelione, who you can see in my Monistat commercial (http://vimeo.com/44829818) and on our new webseries ChooseYourOwnAdventureOrGoFuckYourself.com (coming soon), the terrific Claudia Wallace (seriously, try googling her. Oh you’ve seen her before if you’re a major comedy nerd? Yeah. That’s right.) and moi. Keep your fingers crossed we get into the semi-finals and then the finals and then we’re all rich and wearing diamond shoes and complaining our wallets won’t shut because of all the money inside them. 

OK! Promo stuff outta the way. My house is still dirty and there is a 160 pound dog visiting this week that I can LITERALLY RIDE. LIFE IS COOL GUYS. Go get what you want and live your life. 

I know talented people. Seriously. Don’t ask me how. 

Yep. Accurate. 

Yep. Accurate. 

(via interweber)

This just made my night. 

All my favorites.  (Taken with Instagram)

All my favorites. (Taken with Instagram)

collegehumor:

Call Me Maybe Parody

Carly Rae Jepsen should really screen her crushes better.

girlwithalessonplan:

notajournalist:

peetatheboywholoved:

barackfuckingobama:

serial-deduction:

I do believe it’s an unspoken rule to reblog this.

obligatory 4th of july reblog

we watched this in school

Want another mildly emberassing confession that I don’t mind sharing? I watched this on repeat every night for months on end in high school. Nicolas Cage has a nice voice.

‘merica!

Hell. Yes.

Date night at Meson Sebika.  (Taken with Instagram)

Date night at Meson Sebika. (Taken with Instagram)

My friends are cooler than yours …

 … and more talented, and funnier, and funner in general. 

Five years ago three of my friends and my (now) boyfriend made this movie trailer for a fictional film. It’s completely stupid and irreverent; it was made during a time when we are all going through major quarter-life crises and living with our parents for the second time around. Instead of wallowing in it, my friends decided to be productive in the most non-productive way possible. 

This reminds me why I love these crazy fuckers. I just really do. 

This photo was just shared with me and I have no words. 
Wait, yes I do. 
HOLY FUCKING CUTE. I WANT. 

This photo was just shared with me and I have no words. 

Wait, yes I do. 

HOLY FUCKING CUTE. I WANT. 

theatlantic:

meghanfrick:

Poor @AMSlaughter, who is not @SlaughterAM, author of The Atlantic’s “Why Women Still Can’t Have it All” — which has garnered something like 450,000 unique hits online.
You have the wrong person.

This is unfortunate.

And kind of hilarious. 

theatlantic:

meghanfrick:

Poor @AMSlaughter, who is not @SlaughterAM, author of The Atlantic’s “Why Women Still Can’t Have it All” — which has garnered something like 450,000 unique hits online.

You have the wrong person.

This is unfortunate.

And kind of hilarious. 

My name is Lindsay. If you don't like food, dogs, rock music or things like that you shouldn't read this Tumblr.

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